Thursday, 17 October 2013

DumDaar Divas Par Sher-E-Hindustan Ka Salaam

DUMDAAR diwas ke avsar par Sher E Hindustan salaam karta hai Hindustan ke mardon ko. 


Yeh mard koi khas jagah, club ya sheher main nahi paye jaate.
Inka koi alag naam ya kaum ni hoti. Koi alag soorat ni hoti.
Yeh hum sab ke beech main hi rehte hain. 
Hamare jaisa khate hain, pehenate hain, hamare jaise gaate bajate hain.

Hamari hi tarah bheed main office jaate hain, mehnat karke paise kamate hain.

Aap hain wo MARD. Haan ji aap. Asli Hindustani MARD !

Jab aap kisi ki madad karte hain, apne bachche ko kandhe pe ghumate hain, apne dost ko udhar dete hain, apni maa ko ghumane le jaate hain  ya fir apni girlfriend ya patni ka khayal rakhte hain, tab hote hain aap asli mard. In jaise kayi chote chote kaam karne ki wajah se ek aadmi banta hai MARD.

DUMDAAR MARD!


Dumdaar mard ki sabse badi pehchaan hai ki wo kuch chupaate ni balki apni kamjori ko peeche chhod kar aage badhte chale jaate hain.

Unme himmat hoti hai kisi se madad lene ki, apni pareshani batane ki. 

Sher E Hindustan hamesha aap jaise mard ke saath khada hai aur khada rahega.

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

And So He Spoke.... A Satisfied Customer..

Mera naam Ramesh hai aur meri umra 28 saal hai. Meri shadi hue 1 saal hua hai. Sab ki tarah bade armaano ke saath maine bhi shadi kari thi. Khub baand-baaja baja, baraati aaye, kaafi chahal-pehal hui. Fir aayi shaadi ki wo pehli raat jiska sab besabri se intezaar karte hain. Raat to aayi par usme wo baat ni thi. Mujhe laga shayad pehli baar hai isiliye aisa hua hoga, par aisa ni tha.Hamesha hi main apne ko thoda kamzor pata tha. Meri patni Savita ki aankho main mujhe apni kamzori saaf nazar aa jaati thi. Wo bina kuch kahe bhi kaafi kuch keh jaati thi. Ghar main jab bhabhi use, mujhe lekar chidhaati thin toh main sharm ke mare Savita se aankh bhi ni mila pata tha.

Ek mahine tak aisa hi chala aur main kaafi pareshan rehne laga. Ek din mere dost Suresh ne mujhe parshan dekh ke meri samasya ke bare main pucha. Pata chalne pe wo muskuraya aur mujhe Sher E Hindustan la kar diya. Usne bataya ki mere jaise kayi log ise pehle hi istemaal karke bht khush hain. Main pehle toh ghabraya par fir uske bht kehne par Sher E Hindustan khane laga.

1 hafte ke andar hi mujhe farak dikhne laga. Main ab josh aur takat se bhara hua mehsoos karne laga tha. Ek mahine baad to main chaati chaudi karke ghumne laga tha. Savita ki khushi uski awaaz se pata lag jaati thi. Ab wo bhabhi ke chedne par naraz ni khush hoti thi. Abe 1 saal hone ko hai aur Savita aur main bht khush hain.


Ab main poori tarah Sher E Hindustan ban gaya hun . 

Sunday, 13 October 2013

What Women Want???

     

            Aurat kya chahti hai hai MARD se.. Janiye kuch aisi baatein..
  • Unhen mehsoos karaiye ki wo khaas hain. Bheed main unke liye rasta banaiye, jab wo giren toh unhen sambhaliye, unhen gifts de kar ehsaas karaiye ki aap unhen yaad rakhte hai
  • Unki baaten suniyen aur dhyaan se suniye. Asli mard sirf bolte nahin sunten bhi hain      
  • Apna waada hamesha poora kijiye. Jo kaha hai wo karna hi asli mard ki pehchaan hai aur aapki yahi baat unka dil jeet legi
  • Auraton ko sirf sajna hi ni pasand hai. Wo yeh bhi chahti hain ki unke saath chalne wala mard kahin se bhi unse kam na lage. Achche kapde pehaniye, khud bhi achcha mehsoos kariye aur unhen bhi khush rakhiye
  • Aur sabse zaroori baat ki wo chahati hain mard jo unhen har tarah se khush rakh saken. Unhen pasand hain Sher-E-Hindustan


Saturday, 12 October 2013

Sher-E-Hindustan: Jagaye Har Mard ke Andar ka Sher

Mardangi—jiska matlab ghani, ghumawdar moochein nai hoti, jise dikhane ke liye kad lamba aur chaati chaudi hona zaroori nahi. Mardangi hai har mard ke andar maujood ek josh, ek kabhi na khatm hone wali taaqat jo ek mamooli se insaan ko bhi sher bana sakti hai.

Sher-E-Hindustan salaam karta hai ussi taaqat ko jo zindagi ke sailaab me apni raftaar banaye rakhti hai, jiske liye maqsad anjaam se zyada zaroori hai. Iss taaqat ke peeche chupe hain kai jadi-bootyon ke gunn aur chuninda darakhton ke ajoobe, jo har kamzor ko bharte hain naye josh aur junoon se.

Ye wahi hain jo aapke aas-paas apni pehchaan banate hain, haseenaon ke dilon me apni huqumat banate hain, jinke raahon ke kaante, tinko ki tarah bikhar jaate hain aur jinke iraade takleefon ko barkaton me badal paate hain.


Toh aaj hi baniye Himalaya se mazboot, toofan se tez aur sher se joshile—kyunki har Hindustani mard ek Sher hai!!!


Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Mardana Takat Ki Pehchaan.. Sher-E-Hindustan

Hindustan ka itihaas gawah hain uske raja maharajaon ki veerta aur mardanagi ke liye. Aise kayi kisse hain unki mardanagi ke, jo ek aam aadami ko sochane par vivash kar dete hain ki kya yeh sab satya tha. Haan, yeh bilkul satya tha aur iske peeche tha wo gupt jadi-bootiyon ka mishran jo khaas in rajaon ke liye taiyaar kiya jata tha. Yeh mishran hamare rishi -muniyon aur vaidyon ki saalon ki khoj aur parishram ka nateeja tha.

Par dheere dherre raja-maharajaon ke patan ke saath hi yeh gyan bhi kahin kho gaya. Hindustaani purush apne ko videshiyon se kam samajhane laga. Baba Anga Rakshak se yeh sab dekha na gaya. Yeh 1940 ki baat thi aur Hindustan abhi bhi gulam tha. Baba ne kathin tapasya karke, Himalaya ki ghaatiyon main ghum ke, iss vidya ko fir se khoj nikala. Yeh sab unhone band kiya ek kitaab main jo unke shishyon ke paas aajtak hai. Iss kitab ke rahasyon ke dwara kayi mardon ne bharpoor mardaanagi ka sukh paya hai.

Humne inhi rahasyon ko lekar banaya hai  Sher-E-Hindustan capsules aur goliyan. Sher-e-Hindustan aapko deta hai wahi josh aur takat jo kabhi raja-maharajaon main hua karti thi. Yeh puri tarah aayurvedic hai aur isse kisi bhi tarah ka nuksaan ni hota. Balki aapko milte hain wo haseen pal yo hamesha yaadgaar rahenge.